I Am The Storyteller: October 2006

Thursday, October 26, 2006

51 Things Girls Don't Know About Guys

One of the things girls would like to understand most is boys. Well, this is it. I personally don't agree to all 51, all guys are different right? Just read on.

51 things girls didn't know about guys

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1. Guys hate sluts.

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" - Two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.


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6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what? ...uh...never mind…" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

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16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. Its good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls, they rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

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34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me.

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume, just not too much.


46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it .

51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of us.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Death & Salvation

I don't know how to put these feelings into words, too difficult to describe. Death has been one thing that most people fear of. Losing a loved one, it's like a part of you is gone. So empty. Que Nie's grandfather passed away, when I visited her, she's like knowing nothing about it. She's only five years old, and to her, her grandfather is not dead, just taking a long long nap. She said "my ah kong is sleeping."
My heart just sank when I see her like that. Her grandmother looked so haggard and have grown thinner. Her eyes swollen, must have cried for days. The atmosphere in the whole house is so awkward, I don't know what to say to make them feel better, I just sat there in silence, hugging Que Nie. It must have been hard for the whole family to deal with the death of a family member.

When my grandfather died, I was only two then. I don't know the sorrow of losing a family member. When we go to the cemetery to pay respect to my grandfather during Ching Ming every year, my grandmother would just sit there, looking at his picture, touching it and tears will start rolling down her eyes. Then I asked her, " Are you okay?", she would say "I'm ok, I just miss him alot."

I start to fear, not death. But it's the fear of not able to tell them about God. The salvation for my family members and close friends matter alot to me. I'm afraid that before I could tell them who Jesus is, they will be gone. Thank God Michelle has been saved, and Ai Mei and Elaine too.
Life is so meaningless without God you know. My mother calls herself as a freethinker, but when she faces problems, she dooesn't know who to turn to. Her friends cannot even understand her completely. Some of you wonder, WHY CHRISTIANS ALWAYS LOOK SO HAPPY? It's because we have God to help us through thick and thin. When we are down, we could talk to God. Sorry if all this sound like bullcrap to you. I'm just sharing my experiences. God made me who I am today, if it wasn't Him, bet I'll be living in a big fat lie, not knowing myself, not being myself, not being free and happy.

Ok, maybe some of you who are reading this don't know what am I talking about. I would be so glad if you want to know more. I would like to share this article with you. I pray that God will speak to you while reading this. God Bless.

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Friday, October 20, 2006

Bila Datuk K berumur 27 dan Siti berumur 7

Kenangan Manis Datuk K dan Siti Nurhaliza....

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Wah piang eh, like father and daughter leh!

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Google Office

Who would have thought two fresh graduates, who started a small business just in a garage can become billionaires just like, that?

I am talking about Google co-founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin.
When Page and Brin first moved in the garage, Google had just been incorporated with a bankroll of $1 million raised from a handful of investors. Today, Google has about $10 billion in cash and a market value of $125 billion!

Their headquarters, known as Googleplex is situated in Mountain View, Silicon Valley in California. Wish this was our office.

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Lava Lamps. Retro!


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The employees' workspaces are all about individuality. The atmosphere is relaxed, couches are everyhwere and they can just lie down to take a break if they want to. If we did that in the office, I'll probably get fired.


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Google's employees have meetings at the corridors or at the pool table. Look at that guy, meeting while riding on a scooter. So cool lah.


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They can even bring their pets to work. Their pets are also allowed to wander around the office. Many staffs have pets. :)

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There's a rule within Google: that there must be food within 100 feet of every employee. There was once an engineer who felt a bit ripped off about that rule because his nearest food counter was 120 feet away, so he asked for the error to be corrected, tongue in cheek. The relevant department replied: "There's a restaurant right above your desk, and you are definitely less than 100 feet from that one."


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Looks like a toyshop more than a workspace! My workspace doesn't even have that many things. I think it's time for me to do something about it.

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Rumor has it, a dude who had just joined Google had not been able to find a flat, so he lived at Google HQ for a month. He lived a lot better than Tom Hanks in The Terminal. Meals are provided, couches everywhere, there are showers in the bathrooms, a gym and a swimming machine. There are even pianos in music rooms you could use. Better than the facilities at home! The dude didn't leave Google HQ for a month straight.


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Fun at work=No Stress


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The room with full of food! Close to looking like a supermarket.


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Behold! Chocolates and candies. Such joy...


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Laundry room for the staffs' convenience. No need to buy washing machine also can.

Just a note, Google is HIRING!

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Axe

I painted this guitar some time ago and it would be great to see what do you have to say about it. I will be back with more posts later.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

You're Not Allowed To Laugh


I guarantee this video will make you go LOL-ing, LMAO-ing and ROFL-ing.

I salute the Taiwanese, I mean how can they manage to pull off an entertainment show so well? I bet most of you watch taiwanese entertainment shows especially those hosted by Jacky Wu. Now this one is classic. The "students" are having music class. Whatever the teachers are teaching, the students are not allowed to laugh. This video needs no description. It speaks for itself. The Ah Ma is frickin funny, and the guru disiplin. Super ganas wey. Enjoy!


Saturday, October 07, 2006

We Fought Over Paris Hilton

I found this video of Nick Carter fighting with his brother, Aaron Carter. I find it hilarious and at the same time, shocked. Personally, I don't think it's made up. Now Nick is pissed off just because Aaron is playing music at midnight while Nick is trying to get some sleep. And Nick got a little over the top and starts bringing up the topic of Paris Hilton. The REAL reason Nick picked up a fight with Aaron is because he had a fling with Paris Hilton just after Nick broke up with Paris. Here are some of the memorable quotes.

1

Nick: Let me tell you something real quick. (there goes his Gayish rapping style hand gestures)

2

Aaron: Don't spit in my face dawg.

Nick: (interrupts) Alright? Alright?! You're gonna respect me.

Aaron: (impatiently) Don't spit in my face!

Nick: (interrupts again) Alright?! (and starts poking Aaron's face, poke poke poke.)

3

Aaron: Everytime you fight with me, I runaway from you.

4

Nick:..a picture of her, HER, smiling like this! (There he goes again, so gay)

Nick looked a little gay and almost in tears while yelling at the near end of the video. I was wondering, Aaron, what kind of dance is that? LOL. Nick has temper, a bad one. Honestly, Nick needs to be taught how to manage his anger. I don't know. You decide and leave comments.